Since the beginning of time, my people have been harassed and discriminated against. Our race came into existence in 5000 BCE when we first emerged from the molten lava of Mount Kilauea. Upon our birth we were immediately shunned by the natives of the island. Since then, my people have grown in population and have been quasi-accepted into society. We can now walk the streets without having rotten vegetables thrown at our heads or profanity shouted in our direction. The majority of us have adapted to today’s culture, though the elders still aren’t capable of venturing out in the daylight. We have been able to suppress the appearance of the “facial dots” through heavy invocation to our patron god, Amy Adams. Through our newly formed equal rights group, headed by Conan O’Brien, we will be able to secure natural rights which we have consistently been denied. We will fight, and we will succeed. My name’s _______and I’m a Ginger.
I am not of this race, I wrote this for a friend. Whew.
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